What Is This Game?
"I Am Security" is a funny simulation game where you play as a nightclub bouncer. Your job is to "check" customers, but the game lets you do crazy things—like shaving off eyebrows, stealing jewelry, or even torturing people with a voodoo doll. The game focuses on physics-based interactions and dark humor.
How to Play
Basic Tools
Metal Detector: Find metal items (like earrings or nose rings) and take them away before letting customers in.
Razor/Water Gun: Shave customers' eyebrows or spray them with water—just for fun.
Thermometer/Breathalyzer: Pretend to check their health, but it doesn't really matter.
Make Money Fast
Steal Stuff: Take masks, glasses, or even clothes from customers and sell them to a nearby vendor.
Voodoo Doll: Save $500 to buy it—then poke customers to make them scream (and earn more money).
Let Them In or Kick Them Out
No Real Rules: You can reject people for silly reasons, like "wearing a plague mask" or "carrying a dead rat."
Dangerous Items: Even if someone has a knife or gun, you can still let them in (but stealing their weapons sells for cash).
Advanced Tips
Voodoo Doll Tricks: Poke different body parts to see different reactions (e.g., stabbing the chest makes them fall over).
X-Ray Machine: Shows customers' bones, but it's just for fun—no real use.
Strip Them Down: Later, you can take all their clothes for quick money (naked customers can still enter).
Things to Know
There's no "game over"—you can mess with customers as much as you want.
Weird customers include: a naked guy holding a rubber duck, a muddy "murderer," and an adult with a pacifier.
No real story—just physics fun and dark jokes.
Final Tip: If you enjoy messing with NPCs in silly ways, this "bouncer simulator" is perfect—who wouldn't want to steal wallets while stabbing people with a voodoo doll?
